Monday, 21 January 2008

Brother war out there!

IMAGE:Clooney-Wahlberg-Ice Cube-UNClooney, Marky Mark & Ice Cube get tooled up for Nigeria

The Press Association has reported that, Nigerian militant rebels MEND-'the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta' (not the catchiest of names), have invited George Clooney to visit the impoverished wetlands region, in his newly appointed role as 'messenger of peace' for the United Nations.

The open letter, sent via email reads:
"Mr Clooney, MEND extends an invitation to you to see things for yourself and is willing to work with you and other credible peace makers of international repute to stop Nigeria from plunging into the abyss of war".

The rebel's are campaigning for a greater share of the Niger Delta's oil wealth. They are hoping that Mr Clooney can help with negotiations between themselves and the government of President Umaru Yar'Adua.

If the picture above is anything to go by, he may just enlist the help of Mark Wahlberg and Ice Cube.
And ladies, don't even think about. Hen nights/bachelorette parties DO NOT require UN intervention!

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